The End

This site was a parody
Of all that has come to be
But it's done — the joke is old
It's gotten worse, as they foretold

I cannot anymore say "Yay!"
So I am picking this day
To end this silly tongue-in-cheek
And instead, I will now tweak

The way in which I can express
All thoughts that I choose to address
I'll do it within poetry
A new blog you will start to see

But it won't obtain a link
Anonymous it will be, I think
With only those quite close to me
Able to know, and quickly see

That I am behind this new thing
I hope that some good it can bring
So now that I am at the end
I bid you fond farewell, my friend

Mission: End the World

° Attack countries without Weapons of Mass Destruction.
° Associate them with terrorists.
° Foment global feelings of hatred.
° When countries actually with Weapons of Mass Destruction fire them on Independence Day, don't do anything about it.
° Infuriate populace.
° Proceed into nuclear conflict.

Mission complete.

Let's attack Islam again!

Just when you thought Good had won and that most people accepted that a minority of Islamic people are violent ... we deliver the



Killing blow!


Check this out! A new documentary titled ISLAM: What the West Needs to Know, linked from the Christian Coalition website, scheduled to make its debut a few days after Independence Day, in a city near you, to remind America that Muslims are the enemy!

We're so relieved. At least someone is working on distracting the populace from the fact that 2,500+ American soldiers have died because their government told them lies.

Good going, Christian Coalition! Kudos to you for keeping America quiet.

Traditional values. Count on the Christian Coalition to make sure the sons and daughters of America are seen (in uniform, perhaps at military funerals with flags draped over their coffins) and not heard.

It's been a while

...and we know that you've missed us...

Look, we've been very busy shutting down the State of New Jersey.

This has taken a while to engineer. After all, we had to convince the entire populace that it would be better to shut down the entire government, and all services, rather than ask them for a penny more per dollar tax.

We've had a lot of resistance from common sense people, but we spread enough hysteria, had a rally or two including one at the shore with women in bikinis, and it seems that we've finally won.

So congrats, Minions. And happy unpaid vacation, state employees.

Bird flu haiku

Bird flu pandemic
McDonald's Asian Salad
Well done, McMinions

Land of the free (rich people)

Minions, please. Hush up about gas prices.

Are you serious? Congress asking President Bush to investigate petroleum prices? Oil Bush?

Even a Good Person (ick) could see that's misguided. But I'm afraid you, Minions, are slipping into this madness too.

Listen up. You want gas prices to stay high.

Allow me to explain why.

Do you know the reason for toll roads, especially in states like New Jersey? Population control.

See, New Jersey is the most densely populated state in the United States. And the Turnpike and Parkway are set up as toll roads not as a revenue source, but in order to separate the wheat from the chaff of the populace.

It's economic discrimination. Poor people cannot ride on toll roads in their hoopdy cars, by and large. Ever notice how it's mostly nice cars on the Turnpike? Thus, there's a fairly quick way for the wealthier people to get back and forth to work.

This is a good thing.

You don't want the economically disadvantaged masses to get around and mess things up. Stay in your ghettos, unhappy poor people (UPPs for short).

Not a new idea. Happened to Jews in Poland and Germany under similar types of administrations. And it was a good thing then too, right?

OK, so, we have the UPPs staying in their ghettos, but the road is still crowded. What now?

Well, there's always the next-to-poor people. Yeah, the middle class. OK. Let's make them poor too.

If we raise the price of gas, they can't get around either. And by doing this one simple thing, we also raise the prices of everything else, creating a whole new class of poor people, to clear up our roads and deepen the divide between the wealthy and the impoverished.

Meanwhile the oil companies still make a killing.

This is patriotic. This country was founded on the exploitation of the disadvantaged, from the Native Americans, through Black slaves, through Chinese railroad workers and now Mexican migrant workers — it's an American tradition.


It happens all over, even in the corporate and civil service sectors. Ever notice that the people who make the most money are your top level administrators and executives, who have to make the "tough decisions" like cutting budgets, firing people, providing fewer services to the sick, needy and helpless? Providing more "accountability" for school children and less education and extracurricular programs? And how these financial rewards go up and up for those who swing the axe?

America rewards harm. So celebrate!

And know that if you're paying more at the pump, or ultimately for bread and milk, you're just being a good patriot.

The messages

As if he's the only one, CNN is reporting that this man is being jailed for a plot to kill President Bush.

Great work, CNN. You keep confusing America with this crap, and it's great for both your business, and Our Thing.

See all those pictures of ordinary people rallying around the world, calling the United States the The Great Satan (flattering), etc.? Those people are the real deal — and they only hate us for the right reasons.

But connecting Freakboy to Al'Quaeda? Haha ... brilliant!

This story sends three messages to the American people:

1) It's not safe to hate President Bush. You will be arrested.
2) Al'Queda hates the President and they are not working together.
3) People with Muslim names still can't be trusted.

Who cares if #2 and #3 are not true, if #1 is?

Watch your back, America. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it ... or you'll be arrested.